Guy #1: Oh man, you know what movie's coming out that I'm looking forward to?
Guy #2: What?
Guy #1: New Moon.
Guy #2: Yeah man, Twilight was awesome.
Guy #1: Yeah.
Guy #2: I liked how she [Stephenie Meyer] kinda changed the vampire lore.
Guy #1: Naw man, she got it all wrong. Her vampires were wrong.
Guy #2: The way she made her vampires makes more sense to me. Like how when they go out in the sun, they don't burn up and die, but you can tell they're different. Their skin is like crushed diamonds.
Really? I mean, I expect this from tween girls. But guys with facial hair who are trying to keep a tough image? On the Metro? Loud enough so that everyone can hear?